I'm the envy of the whole damn town
I've got a beer bottle bowling alley
Bocce in my house
I've got a mattress on the floor
So we're never too loud now
The cable line's a tension rope
My bath tub's now the hot house
Why do I wait
And hope he'll come around
Well he can take your tears and turn them into toys
When folks see a car is broke
I get a tire swing over the road
There's something about you makes me forget
I'd leave you but I know that it's not over yet
You forgot to pay the bills again
So I'm lugging all the trash behind the 5 and 10
You spent all the money on a fountain
You want to make your wishes while you're splashing with your friends
There's something about you makes me forget
There's something about you that I'm not over yet
I thought we'd go dancing last night
But you made me leave early you got uptight
Turns out you liked my dress
Couldn't keep your hands down
We danced past the bowling alley hallway
To the bed on the ground
I've thought I'd call an old friend you don't know
But my heart's like a feather whenever we're together
And I don't think I can go
You're my tire swing over the road
You had to make money
You came up with the thought
That you'd host some parties in a parking lot
You strung up lights
You put the car speakers on
And then you said it was our wedding so everyone would come
There's something about you makes me forget
There's something about you I don't regret
There's something about you that I am not over yet
You're my tire swing over the road